SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S NEW AT STRAY THOUGHTS?

Now, I know many people who visit Stray Thoughts come here only to read the stories or to look at the pic galleries--even though ST has the best in UNCUT horror, sleaze, exploitation and kink videos around!  Hey--no problem, that's cool with me.  On the flip side, I also know that many of the people who come here don't give a damn about the stories and only want to see what new naughties have been added to the video catalog and that is definitely cool with me!  So in my continuing efforts to make things easy for everyone who visits here, I added this page just for you.  I mean, c'mon--who really wants to risk their well-being and sanity by coming here and sneaking around thru all these dark, creepy rooms only to find out that nothing new was even here to be found?  I know I wouldn't!

But how does this work, you ask?

Simple!  From now on all additions I make to ST will be listed right down below, no matter what they are.  Whether I've added some new video titles or stories, a new picture gallery or even just some new links, everything will be listed right on this page--and I'll keep each update listed for 2-3 months, at which point the older listings will then be deleted to make way for the newer listings.  Now to make things even simpler, I've come up with an amazingly easy to use color-code scheme, that goes a little something like this:

 

All future SITE UPDATES and NEWS will be listed in this silver color! All VIDEO CATEGORY additions will be listed in this red color! All STORY ARCHIVE additions will be listed in this blue color! All PIC GALLERY additions will be listed in this fuschia color! All MERCHANDISE additions will be listed in this lime color! And lastly, all LINKS additions will be listed in this yellow color...

See how simple that is?  So for all those extreme story lovers who come looking for the next deliciously deviant tale by such beloved writers as the delightfully wicked LAURA N., or the amazingly sinister SUCCUBUS, just scroll down the listings and look for blue entries.  Searching for whatever naughty new vids that have been added?  Then you want to be looking for this.  And I could keep going on and on but then that would be brutally redundant, wouldn't it?  So how about I just get on with the list of additions...

Video customers--we DO NOT ship to PO boxes any longer!  Please make sure to READ all rules on the video page before ordering...thanks!

IMPORTANT - new FOREIGN and stateside shipping policy - all customers please read before ordering!

2-12-08: Site test rework

9-5-07:  Site reconstruction in the works--new story library, pic galleries and link area formats to be added, and the video section will be closing for good shortly.  Check back for more details.

1-2-06:  Hi all!  No, I haven't died!  First, this is just a very small update so I don't have much to report about--basically, I just added something in quick to let everybody know the site isn't dead and that things will be moving again.  A lot has been happening since that last update down below, and while almost all of it doesn't directly affect you--the site visitors--most adult webmasters (including me!), have been jumping thru hoops the past several months trying to keep current with all the pending laws the government has been trying to pass regarding adult websites and adult merchandise... hence, the lack of updates recently (not knowing what was and wasn't "safe" to add, the site went into a state of limbo.  Still, things are not completely better--while the fundamentalist 'tards currently in charge of things have been dealt a couple setbacks, they have an endless supply of our tax dollars to keep attacking adult sites/merchants... so that's what they keep doing.  Seriously, you'd think by now they'd get a friggin' clue and just leave everybody alone, but they're content to just keep wasting more money until everybody has the same exact "I Love Jesus" bumper sticker that they do.  We still have three more years of these fake assholes left yet?  So, while things aren't completely back to normal, I'm still here and moving along--albeit a bit slower than normal.  And that reminds me--video customers, yes, things are behind here as far as orders go but I will be trying to get them out as quickly as I can... so please be patient with that.  I was forced to go back to working outside the home again due to having to remove so many video categories from the site here, so I now have about 25% of the time to work orders that I used to have when I just worked from home here and mailed out videos. I know, that's not a lot of time to get orders done and mailed out, but I'm doing the best I can--but you will get your orders.  Please just allow for the extra time--and new customers, that goes for you too; if you plan on ordering, please be advised that you're going to have to wait a bit longer.. Anyway, that's about it for now--see you all next update!
Added Ch. 4 of SUBURBAN PAYBACK to Attorney Lady's story collection.  Go to Internet Favorites mainpage
Added a story vote scoreboard to LISI'S storypage.  Go to Featured Writers' mainpage

HELPFUL MISC. INFO TO KNOW:

Questions/comments (no flames!) for the webmaster? E-mail him @
wickedmister(at)aoldotcom

Questions/comments regarding video orders? E-mail @
stporders(at)hotmaildotcom

Writers send stories to or for questions regarding story submissions, e-mail @
stpstories(at)hotmaildotcom

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